HeyJaredDon Walker
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 49
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- Oct 1, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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Mom Gives Birth In KFC Parking Lot, Leading To A Nickname For The Newborn | 96.3 ROV | Don Walker (opens the original)
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DW: I knew morphine was one of the 7 herbs and spices. A British couple welcomed their baby boy in a KFC parking lot after realizing they would not make it to the hospital in time. Thirty-three-year-old Katie Murphy and her partner Stephen Kirby had already visited the hospital earlier that day but were sent home because it was too early for delivery. When Katie's contractions became stronger that evening, they headed back, only to realize halfway through the drive that their son was coming. Ste
Robot Wins First-Ever "Man vs. Machine" Boxing Match | 96.3 ROV | Don Walker (opens the original)
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DW: Did they check the robots gloves for metal? Influencer Frankie LaPenna stepped into a boxing ring in San Francisco to face a six-foot-tall robot, and the match did not go quite as well as he might have hoped. The robot, which had glowing red eyes and looked like something from a "Terminator" movie, faced LaPenna in what organizers called the first human-versus-robot boxing match. Frankie landed a few punches early and managed to knock the machine backward, but the robot soon took control and
Florida Crab With A Knife Tries To Attack Man And His Dog | 96.3 ROV | Don Walker (opens the original)
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DW: This is why I carry a machete with me 24/7. It’s not an old “Far Side” comic, believe it or not. A Florida man got quite a surprise when a crab armed with a pocketknife blade appeared to threaten his dog. Eduardo Alvarez posted a video on Instagram showing a blue land crab holding the knife blade in one of its claws while his dog, Summer, watched nearby. The crab appeared ready to defend itself, waving the blade as Alvarez stepped in to protect his pet. He eventually managed to move the crea
Man Has Two Salons Where People Pay To Get Scratched | 96.3 ROV | Don Walker (opens the original)
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DW: Not gonna lie, I'd pay for a good long head scratch... A Chinese entrepreneur has opened two unusual salons where customers pay to relax by having someone gently scratch their bodies. Thirty-two-year-old Zhang Xiaochao got the idea after watching a video of a woman scratching her husband's back and reading comments from people who said they would pay for the same treatment. Zhang remembered how much he enjoyed having his own back scratched as a child and decided to turn the idea into a busin
Texas Deputy And Wife Beaten By Waffle House Employees In Dispute Over Parking Space | 96.3 ROV | Don Walker (opens the original)
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DW: Your travel trip advisory for today! A Texas sheriff’s deputy and his wife are suing Waffle House after they say a parking argument ended with both of them badly beaten. Harris County Deputy Joshua Kesler and his wife, Randel, say they parked their motorcycle beside a Jeep taking up two spaces outside a Waffle House in Humble. Their lawsuit claims a restaurant worker became angry, then called four men who arrived and attacked the couple as they tried to leave. Kesler says he was knocked down
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