HeyJaredDMV Mess Hall
Listen to Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted on the DMV Mess Hall where they talk about the Washington Commanders and other DMV sports topics.
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"Déjà Vu" episode 216 (opens the original)
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🏈 The season is NOT over!The boys break down Jayden Daniels’ injury and push back on the narrative that his teammates left him on the field. We talk about Jayden cooking before the fluke injury, whether DQ should have kicked the FG or gone for the TD, and of course… Mikey "StandStill". 😂We also revisit whether surgery was ever an option for Jayden last year before getting into a HEATED debate: Should Kaliakmanis get the opportunity behind Mariota, or should the Commanders bring in another vetera
"Leveling Up" episode 215 (opens the original)
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It’s Dallas week—and the rivalry is officially on. We’re kicking things off with the details on Rally’s first official away-game rally of the season, then asking the question that always gets people fired up: how did so many local fans become Cowboys fans in the first place? On the field, Washington faces a huge test against Dallas’ offense. We debate whether Mikey Sainristil brings the ball-hawking 2024 version of himself to Texas—or whether the Philly struggles follow him into this matchup. Pl
"Encouraged?" (opens the original)
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Well… Week 1 certainly gave us plenty to talk about.Rally recaps his trip to Philly, we talk about taking the Commanders +5.5, and remind everyone: Mute and Move On. 😂 We break down our initial reactions to the game, question what happened with Sainristil and how short his leash should be, react to the Diggs TD celebration, and discuss why fans at home aren’t always seeing the full picture. Are we encouraged or discouraged by what we saw against the Eagles? Why didn’t Jayden run more? And what t
"Five Guys" episode 213 (opens the original)
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🏈 The boys are officially in Week 1 mode! We recap our Labor Day weekends, talk a potential Cowboy boots bet, and dive into the national perception of the Commanders heading into the season. Fellow fans are already talking trash, so naturally… we have some things to say. 😂 We also check out the new food and drink options coming to NW Stadium , ask AI for 5 reasons the Commanders will have a good season, and revisit the never-ending Jayden Daniels vs. RG3 comparisons. We react to Jayden’s comment
"London Fanzone" episode 212 (opens the original)
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DMV Mess Hall — "London Fanzone"On the latest DMV Mess Hall, we’re taking a hard look at where the Commanders stand heading into the season.🇬🇧 We break down all of the London activities for fans and why the experience could be even better than Madrid was last year.🏈 We also discuss the future of the HailBBQ tailgates, the Commanders giving up 41 points to the Ravens, and the biggest concerns heading into the season.Is this officially Adam Peters’ team? Has the honeymoon between Peters and the fa
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