HeyJaredDive Bar Astrology
A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.
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- Sep 22, 2026
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Taurus Farming (opens the original)
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Libra season, the Full Moon in Aries, Mars entering Leo, Mercury entering Scorpio, Venus retrograde, the Emmys, the rising AI panic, the new foldable iPhone model, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary trailer, the Sydney Sweeney sports ad, and the latest viral trends including the creepy Cat in the Hat trend, the Rick & Morty aura memes, wellness darties, and the Sep-Dec lock-in. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro For
Live from the United Astrology Conference (opens the original)
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover our time together in Chicago at the United Astrology Conference, Venus entering Scorpio, Mercury entering Libra, Uranus retrograde, the new Moon in Virgo, Chiron retrograde, betting app regulation, Florida banning Flock cameras, the Kirkaversary, the latest environmental headlines, ICE's robot dogs, and the latest celebrity deaths including Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Gloria Steinem. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly
Yellow Diamonds in the Eclipse Portal (opens the original)
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Virgo season, the Full Moon Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, Jupiter trining Saturn, Luigi pleading guilty, AOC's many recent headlines, the 'country hicks' who blocked an AI data center, the Live Nation Good Charlotte drama, the latest round of celeb deaths and near-deaths, the latest pop news including Britney and Rihanna's upcoming projects, and the latest round of viral true crime including the Lindsay Clancy trial. Book an Astrology Readin
Music, Fashion, Film, Astrology (opens the original)
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Virgo season, the New Moon Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, Mercury entering Virgo, Gen Z finally entering their drinking era, the increase of wildfires in North America and Europe, Charli XCX's new album 'Music, Fashion, Film', Ariana Grande's new album and video for 'Petal', and the new trailer for upcoming film Wicker. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow
Trojan Horoscope (opens the original)
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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Leo season, the full Moon in Aquarius, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Leo, Mars entering Cancer, the U.S. parasite outbreak, the Love Island USA S8 finale, Trump removing endangered species habitat protections, the trad wife vibe shift, Ariana Grande and Ricky Alvarez getting back together, The Odyssey, and the World Cup final. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot |
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