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- 39
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- Sep 23, 2026
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Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong (opens the original)
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Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. The show begins with a romantic anthem for men who refuse to let menstruation interrupt the festivities. Towels are discouraged, red is apparently a favorite color, and subtlety dies before the first verse ends. Distorted View celebrates 2
If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? (opens the original)
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FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable FBI Director Kash Patel faces bipartisan Senate questioning over revised applicant standards that no longer make certain past conduct—including some acts involving animals—an automatic disqualification in every circumstance. Patel says the change was intended to prevent trafficking victims or people coerced into abusive acts from being automatically rejected. Reporting indicates that some bestiality or animal-cruelty incidents occurring before an applicant
The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets (opens the original)
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Episode Summary A furious man patrols the sidewalk spraying passersby with what he insists is chocolate milk while exchanging the sort of gentle neighborhood pleasantries normally reserved for prison riots. One woman says she was blasted in the eyes and crotch. The sprayer denies everything while standing beside the container and loudly confirming nearly every relevant detail. A bystander raises the important forensic question: how does anybody know the mystery liquid is not urine? Suddenly, cho
Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win (opens the original)
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A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. New York commemorates 9/11 with illuminated drones forming the outline of the Twin Towers above the city. One baffled observer films the lights and concludes that New York is not real, the city may be under attack and somebody could be sum
Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning (opens the original)
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Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. Thank Heaven for Spaghetti celebrates dependable noodles, sauce of various colors and the importance of cooking pasta until it is neither raw nor reduce
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