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31 things i feel* to be true (opens the original)
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A couple of weeks ago, I completed thirty one long, loving, lonesome years in this world. Birthdays are so embarrasingly self-indulgent, displaying an audacious pride in the mere act of having existed, and demanding a celebration of that survival. I like my birthdays to be lowkey, because if you’ve managed to live a meaningful life throughout the year, the need for that singular day of your birth to be meaningful dwindles, and nothing is more beautiful an ode to your self, than the gift of a dai
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