HeyJaredDesert Goblin Movie Club
Four friends review films from all decades and genres. The catch? We’ve never seen or, in some cases, heard of it and we review it minutes after watching it.
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104 - The Convent (2000) (opens the original)
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College kids break into an abandoned convent to do college kid stuff until a sacrifice turns one of them into a demon zombie and then a lot of them turn into demon zombies.
103 - Grind (2003) (opens the original)
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It's Ashley's birthday episode so we watched Grind! Eric dreams of being a professional skateboarder. So when a popular skateboarder passes through town for a demo, Eric decides to create hsi own brand and convince his friends to hit the road and follow in order to show off his skills and get signed. The Goblins also discuss their recent watches including Ready or Not 2, Backrooms, and Spiderman: Brand New Day.
102 - Mosquito (1995) (opens the original)
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A crashed alien spaceship causes local mosquitoes to grow to large sizes and crave human blood...more than normal.
101 - The Dark Half (1993) (opens the original)
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This adaptation of a Stephen King novel follows Thad Beaumont, a novelist who writes crime novels under the pen name George Stark. When a fan blackmails him and threatens to expose him, Thad decides to reveal the news himself and "kill" George Stark. However, that only creates a physical manifestation of George Stark who begins killing people associated with Thad.
100 - The Wraith (1986) (opens the original)
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A mysterious driver in a sweet ass car goes after a gang of "road pirates". The Goblins also discuss their most recent watches and oh hey, look at that... our 100th movie episode!!!
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