HeyJaredDepressed Hunk
Everything I write is about hot guys and the indignities I suffer on a daily basis as a horny gay man with a societal inferiority complex. On this "podcast" I read out my posts from depressedhunk69.substack.com depressedhunk69.substack.com
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Wednesday 21/11/07 (opens the original)
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On Wednesday morning I check Google Analytics and find out that I’ve now had 22 visits from Iceland, but still nobody has messaged me / gotten in touch even though I would very much like them to.Then I receive an email from somebody at Boyz magazine who’s asking if Scott and I would like to do a photoshoot and be on the cover of their Christmas issue, b… Read more
Tuesday 20/11/07 (opens the original)
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No then, the story from the past. As we all know, when I first came out, I was leading a much more interesting life than I do now. If by “interesting” we mean hedonistic, selfish and immoral, which we do. My excuse for doing that is that I was 25, until that point I was pretty sheltered / a virgin / moralistic and then suddenly a whole new world opened … Read more
Ask me, ask me, ask me: with author Sebastian J. Plata (opens the original)
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This week we’re interviewing author Sebastian J. Plata about his new book, Intrusive Intentions. Sebastian J. Plata was born in Poland and raised in Chicago. He spent his twenties in Japan, his thirties in New York City, and is now based in Los Angeles.I read Intrusive Intentions within a couple of days and loved it, and you might too.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!baHI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-pos
Monday 19/11/07 (opens the original)
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This is what happens over the weekend: On Saturday I go to the gym with Scott, where we do shoulders and abs and the personal highlight for me is this guy who’s working out there and he’s enormously muscly in an appalling / deformed way and he’s wearing sweatpants and a very stretchy very lycra top that barely covers his stomach. I think Grazia magazine… Read more
Sunday 18/11/07: “London Preppy’s a cover star and gay scene ‘it-boy’. So why is he insecure?” (opens the original)
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So now that I’ve finally run out of Iceland stories, I can get on with business as usual, which is obviously to write about everyday life describing the absence of innocence, hollowness of character, lack of connection, arrogance, indifference and apathy of me and most of the people who surround me.On Monday Matty and Nicole and I are invited to Niles a… Read more
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