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Weekly newsletter about home, style and beauty by a deeply obsessed Connoisseur of Cool. I honestly can’t get enough of finding things for me, and you! These are my thots…
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Fall Beyond the PSL Foam, A Decor Guide Vol. 2 (opens the original)
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You’d like to host for fall without a singular ghost shaped serving dish? This is for you. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s breathe a little easier. Hopefully you've read Vol 1., we don’t need to dig back into my feelings on bright orange plastic leaf garland - I mean… we do, but not today. <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!bBy_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpubli
Shockingly Chic Home Finds From Amazon (opens the original)
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I don’t know why but, finding the absolute sickest finds on Amazon really gets me going. Maybe it’s because in a literal sea of products - that may or may not be useful, there’s just something about the things that stylistically make me gag. It’s so much fun. That Sag energy really does love to hunt doesn’t she? Ha!Rapid fire…Starting off strong. I rarely see a tapestry pole or clamps that move me. These come in both gold and black. Immediately yes.These <a href="https://am
What I Actually Judge When I Walk Into Your Home (opens the original)
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People say this to me constantly. "I can’t have you over right now, my place isn’t finished." Or, "Don't look too closely, I’m still figuring things out." Or, "I bet you're taking notes right now."Ok fine, I get where that comes from. I notice things. That’s part of my dna and part of the work I do. You’re waiting for me to clock whether the furniture placement is actually working. Waiting for me to notice wall colors, and not just whether I like them, whether they’re doing anything for the room
The Table I Want To Set When It’s Just For Me (opens the original)
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I keep telling you to use the good stuff. The candles, the napkins, the glasses you've been saving for the "right" occasion. And I do - well, I’m getting better at remembering. But, somewhere between planning entertaining content, working on my sister’s dining room makeover and finally being back home in Palm Springs it just occurred to me that I've never once set the table for myself.I'll light the candles for guests. I'll pull out the good glasses, fold the cloth napkins, put a flower somewher
The Made Easy For You Labor Day Sales Edit (opens the original)
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Labor Day weekend is basically the home world’s Black Friday, and this year’s crop of sales does not disappoint. I spent way too long combing through them so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s actually worth your money before everything resets back to full price.<so
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