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A voice for those who cannot or will not speak out against the globalist agenda and a host of other misdeeds in today's society.
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The Day My Tit Was in a Wringer (opens the original)
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Facebook occasionally exhumes an old post and deposits it on my doorstep like a cat presenting a dead mouse.This one dates to 2019, when I was younger, marginally less decrepit, and about to discover that the medical profession had devised machinery capable of making a grown man reconsider every unkind thought he’d ever had about mammograms.For some time I’d been experiencing recurrent sensitivity in my right nipple, accompanied by a small subcutaneous mass. Initially I attributed the tenderness
TWELVE ANGRY WOMEN AND ONE MISUNDERSTOOD MEME (opens the original)
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For reasons known only to Facebook’s algorithmic gods, a meme I posted recently received thousands of views - roughly several thousand more than the average profundity I cast into the electronic void.The image was an obvious riff on Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech: the familiar lone man standing amid a seated crowd, except this time the dissenter was Black and the surrounding crowd consisted of a collection of visibly pissed-off white women.The joke was contextual.The actual lone juror who h
THE LAST GODDAMN THING WE INVENT (opens the original)
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The birth-control pill and I arrived at roughly the same historical moment.I’ve tried not to take that shit personally.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1367" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_38h!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto
EDUCATION: LEFT VS. RIGHT (opens the original)
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Goddamnit, if I’m gonna go through the legwork of composing a reply for Nextdoor that I might as well paste the results herein, too… You will note that it is one of my less profane examples as it was tailored in reference to Nextdoor dictates and not my own. Fuck.Charlie Sir Charlie, I don’t think the explanation is that liberals simply “value education more,” particularly because that formulation quietly conflates education with academia. They aren’t the same thing, never have been, and I would
GREEN LANTERNS, RED FLAGS (opens the original)
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I have been reading comic books long enough to remember when their principal ambition was to entertain my pubescent ass.That quaint arrangement apparently became untenable with time.HBO’s Lanterns is merely the latest manifestation of something that began infecting the comic-book medium decades ago: its transformation from entertainment that might contain political and social ideas into a global delivery system increasingly expected to advance them.And this particular specimen doesn’t exactly wh
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