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- Indexed issues, last 90 days
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- Sep 23, 2026
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- Jul 25, 2026
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44/4 and its Tea. (opens the original)
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The 'Down-Leg' Day (opens the original)
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It's one steamy day out in the middle at SSC, and commentators decide their time on air is spent more wisely by analysing what sorta ice cream an attendee is relishing. Maybe it's blackcurrant? No, no! It's clearly chocolate with milky vanilla filling, as you'd be hard-pressed to find something as fancy as blackcurrant ice cream here. Well, it turned out to be neither, as it was chocolate inside-out.<a c
The Third Door (opens the original)
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He was completely squared up. Keshara Nuwantha had found sudden, sharp turn off a length that had, until then, stayed rather docile. For a moment the close-in cordon leaned in, sensing something was finally about to occur. The next ball landed on the same spot which he rocked back to and pulled it away, correcting himself instantly- but only for a single. He wanted two, needed two, three figures within reach, only to be sent back by a captain who happens to be the only man to have scored a Test
The Nothing Burger 'Democracy' (opens the original)
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The Nothing Burger. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="658" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F7Tl!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9cc9e4be-8a30-4edf-849b
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