HeyJaredDan Dunn's Pour Decisions
A witty, booze-fueled romp through the world of adult beverages and pop culture, laced with hilarious anecdotes, irreverent humor, and insightful commentary.
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A Trade War Walks Into a Bar… (opens the original)
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Like most Americans, I’ve spent the better part of my life blissfully ignoring tariffs. I knew they existed. I knew they had something to do with international trade. And I knew that whenever people started talking about them on television, it was generally a good time to see what else was on television.Then Donald Trump came along and made tariffs impossible to ignore. Trump loves tariffs. I mean, really loves tariffs. He talks about them the way I talk about a perfectly made Pisco Sour: freque
They Can Never Take This Substack Post Away From Me (opens the original)
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Can We Talk About Invitation Apps? (opens the original)
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The other day I got an invitation to a friend’s housewarming party and was instantly overcome with a blinding rage. Not because I don’t like my friend. I do. Not because I don’t like parties. I love parties. They’re a wonderful opportunity to remember why I stopped seeing certain people in the first place.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!js7R!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpub
Turns Out We Were Five Years Too Early (opens the original)
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(Note: The following post is about a podcast I briefly hosted years ago. The one I host now is called What We’re Drinking with Dan Dunn, and a new episode about National Tequila Day dropped today. Give a listen if you dare.)I’ve been kicking around the idea of resurrecting a podcast I co-hosted with my buddy Justin Silver called Revenge Fantasies. Some …
Against All Available Evidence... (opens the original)
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A not-insignificant number of years ago today, July 14th, I entered the world in a hospital in Philadelphia. I’m not going to lie, the transition from warm, quiet, and all-inclusive to... whatever this is... has been challenging from the jump.<img
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