HeyJaredCurrent Besties
Current Besties features lifelong besties, Uly and Jazz, sitting in front of microphones, reporting live from whatever is currently happening in their lives.
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- Sep 9, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
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Put Me On Hiatus (opens the original)
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Who’s your bias, and how long until they go on hiatus? We’re talking Katseye, girl-group loyalty and the very real possibility that neither of us would survive being in one: Uly checks if Jazz is tired of him Daisy Chain turns into a concert phone argument KATSEYE sends Jazz into another Manon spiral Hiatus becomes the unofficial word of the year We assign ourselves K-pop girl-group roles Uly learns woman and women are different words Spice Girls become an internet history lesson We decide which
Maine Character Energy (opens the original)
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This week, the Current Besties take Maine, survive camping, and expose several deeply questionable habits. A camping neighbor immediately tells them to keep quiet Jazz survives his first influencer brand trip Maine delivers lobsters, glamping, and unexpected gay friendliness Uly admits his 4 a.m. personality is performative Team Purple absolutely dominates field day Jazz and Uly win the talent show Weed brownies derail an old college camping trip Uly explains turbulence using his infamous Jello
A Little Part Of You Dies (opens the original)
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This week, the Current Besties realize getting older means choosing comfort, boundaries, and occasionally separate bedrooms. They also debate movie snacks, Berlin accommodations, Greek life, and whether Jazz should finally flirt with the AC guy. Uly experiments with mousse; Jazz represents the bald community Spider-Man gets reviewed, including Tom Holland’s very important body Red Vines versus Twizzlers becomes unnecessarily contentious Uly is officially “butter curious” Jazz refuses to suffer t
Cancelled! (opens the original)
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This is an episode we never thought we'd have to make. After a tumultuous week of online cancellations, celebrations, and Karol G concerts, the current besties are finally addressing the drama. Uly addresses his first real cancellation The fake apology gets a very real sequel They survive the Karol G concert Latina concert chaos takes center stage Jazz tests the limits of his Spanish accent They proudly defend Disney adults $10,000 Mickey ears become strangely defensible Uly explains his $600 ai
We Have Communication Issues (opens the original)
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The girls are fighting! Uly and Jazz are arguing over language, travel disasters, and what exactly counts as a pool day. Jazz corrects Uly on “females” vs. “women” Uly reveals he’s boxer curious Uly gets stopped by TSA Uly’s flight to New York becomes a 10-hour nightmare A fan recognizes Uly during a marital meltdown with Ernesto Jazz learns that taking kids to the beach is an expedition They litigate pool, pool day, pool party, and gay pool party Jazz weighs in on skincare and the anti-sunscree
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