HeyJaredCringe Conventional
Cassandra Bristow's deep dive into things that are kinda embarrassing, kinda pop culture savvy, kinda silly but also kinda real. Sometimes essays, sometimes prose poems, but it's always from my big mouth.
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Drowning Girl Theory. (opens the original)
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Special thank you to Birdy and Sunstroke Press!!!!<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="624.4120879120879" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cXMQ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.c
Penelope (2006), 20 Years Later. (opens the original)
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WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!Look, maybe this goes without saying, BUT just in case. I am writing about a movie so eventually, inevitably, movie things will be mentioned. If you think you might want to watch it first before you read on, fine by me! It’s on Tubi right this minute. The release year is different there but don’t worry, I’ll explain everything- pinkie promise. Ok? Let’s get started!! <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackc
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