HeyJaredCousin Closet with Maddy and Emily
Put on something fabulous and step into the world of Cousin Closet with Maddy and Emily–two cousins who have gone from arch rivals to wannabe fashion designer business partners to best friends over the course of their three decades of life.
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- Aug 28, 2026
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Big Good, Big Bad: Happen At Same Time (opens the original)
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Welcome back, cousins! This week, Maddy takes Emily through the science of her meltdown last week, and Em recaps her dysregulating morning run-in with a beach patrol cop. They also talk about period sex, bringing scrolls back, and which battle weapon they feel most like.
I Hope You Get a Yeast Infection (opens the original)
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This week, Maddy and Emily have their first adult fight LIVE on the pod. Giddy up!
Women in STEM, Actually (opens the original)
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Welcome back to the closet, Cousins ❤︎ After getting dragged by the universe last week, the girls are forgoing the theme this week and opting for cozy—it’s laundry day, bitches! Maddy and Emily start strong, recalling the notorious Grey’s Anatomy episode that taught them cartilage can, in fact, break; their Irish family heritage, the luteal uglies, matriarchal blessings; and oh yeah—Em is back on the dating scene. Emily updates the cousins on her new venture into hypnotherapy, and they talk EMDR
Perry Underwood (opens the original)
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Hiiii cousins! Welcome back to another trip to the Cousin Closet. This week, the girls are giving glamour, and not just because they’re ovulating. They talk about Emily’s graduation from massage therapy school, dream sponsorships, girl comedians, and microdosing mushrooms before an emo concert. Oh, and Emily’s newest malaphor takes the wheel. Enjoy!
Good Grief! (opens the original)
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TW: Death, grief, loss ♡ Welcome back, cousins. This week, the girls find themselves feeling grumpy and hot, despite both being in their follicular phases. Head-to-toe in black & white, they chat about raspy voices, the different colors of menstrual blood, Em back in her girlboss era, and the finale of Maddy’s dental saga. The heart of the conversation comes to be as Maddy recaps the wave of grief that hit her last week. For the first time on the pod, she gets into the details of her dad’s unexp
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