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Join Hannah and JoAnna on Cosmic Crimes, where chilling true crime tales intertwine with astrology. Each episode, we dive into a haunting case and then explore the birth charts and astrological influences of those involved.
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Episode 58: Elaine Parent - The Woman With Many Names (opens the original)
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In our very first true-crime-only episode we cover Elaine Parent, one of the most wanted fugitives in the United States after she was suspected of killing Beverly McGowan in 1990 and assuming her identity. Known as "The Chameleon," Parent allegedly moved through several states using false names, stolen identities, and convincing disguises as investigators worked to trace her movements. Her case ended in 2002, when police confronted Parent at a Tennessee motel and she died from a self-inflicted g
Episode 57: Pamela Smart - A Teen Lover and a Murder Plot (opens the original)
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Pamela Smart became the center of one of America's first nationally televised murder trials after she was convicted in 1991 of being an accomplice to first-degree murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and witness tampering in the 1990 killing of her husband, Gregg Smart. Prosecutors said Smart had an affair with her teenage lover, Billy Flynn, and persuaded him to carry out the murder. She is serving life without parole and is currently seeking to overturn her conviction. Astrologically, her Canc
Episode 56: David "D4VD" Burke - The Body In The Tesla (opens the original)
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David "D4VD" Burke rose from online music success into a fast-growing career defined by intimate songwriting and a rapidly expanding fanbase. But in 2026, prosecutors charged Burke in connection with the death of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez, whose remains were discovered in an impounded Tesla registered to him in September 2025. He faces charges including first-degree murder, continuous sexual abuse of a child under 14, and unlawful mutilation of human remains. Astrologically, his Aries
Episode 55: Sean Combs - The Rise And Collapse Of Diddy (opens the original)
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Sean "Diddy" Combs built a music and business empire around charisma, ambition, and control, then faced a public reckoning as criminal charges and civil allegations brought intense scrutiny to the systems around him. In 2025, a federal jury acquitted Combs of racketeering and sex-trafficking counts but convicted him on two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution; he was later sentenced to 50 months in prison. Civil allegations remain allegations unless proven in court. Astrologically,
Episode 54: Elizabeth Bathory - The Blood Countess (opens the original)
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Before she became the Blood Countess, Elizabeth Bathory was born into power, privilege, and a legacy that made her impossible to ignore. Her story has lived for centuries between myth and monster, with some seeing one of history's most feared women and others seeing a wealthy widow caught in a brutal struggle over land, status, and control. Her chart is just as intense. A Leo stellium gives her the royal, magnetic, larger‑than‑life presence that fits a woman born to command attention, while the
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