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Don’t Wine About It! (audio version) (opens the original)
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I rarely drink anymore. It reduced in stages. It went from only drinking every two days or so to maybe once a week. Until last week, I had gone a staggering 17 weeks without a sip. I didn’t make a decision to stop drinking. It’s just that for 17 weeks in a row, coincidentally, I never had the urge to drink. Never once did I consider that my relationship with alcohol was over, but Lord, it felt nice to realize that I had grown up. I say that because back in my heavy drinking days, I would say to
Corey and Trae Crowder Discuss The MCU Changing Magneto’s Holocaust Origin Story & More! (opens the original)
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Here’s a little WellRED podcast early edition for you guys! Drew was off today for his birthday, which allowed me and Trae to nerd out a little bit about stuff he wouldnt give a s**t about (see: anything fun!) Also if you stick around for the end, you can hear me read my new Dolly story, but I am also going to be uploading it for its own post! Love you all and hope you have a great night! Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support m
Nothing New Under The Sun! (And more!): A Sunday Rant (opens the original)
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Hey y’all! What started out as me just wanting to read you a short three minute forward from a book naturally turned into a 20 minute rant! I hope you enjoy it and I hope you are having a great Sunday! Looking forward to a lot of fun things on the Substack this week…. Thank you as always for making it possible for me to live my silly little dream! Want to get a unique gift for a loved one? Consider booking me on Cameo! Cameo.com/CoreyRyanForrester Can’t afford one? You know I’ll work with ya! Ju
Thoreau Back Thursday: Dolly Parton - Coat Of Many Colors (opens the original)
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For this week’s episode of Thoreau Back Thursday (which if you’re just joining us is where, every Thursday, I read an old poem or essay etc and analyze it) I am breaking form a little bit to honor the late great Dolly Parton, a true poet who we tragically lost this week. If you have never heard this song, please do yourself a favor and rectify that RIGHT NOW! Hope yall are enjoying this series! Love yall! More later Corey Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication.
RIP Dolly Parton (opens the original)
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Me and the boys got the news right before we hit record so we apologize for the somber tone of this podcast, but it is an absolutely devastating thing that has happened. RIP to our undisputed Queen (This is the WellRED podcast, which will be released wide tomorrow morning as it is every wednesday, but I assumed you all would like to hear it now) More later Corey Y’all, did you know that while you can always listen /watch what I do for free, if I could double my paid subscribers by this time next
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