HeyJaredConfessions of an Ageing Tennis Player
The must-go-to guidebook for all of us who have never quite managed to succeed on the tennis court: or indeed anywhere else in life.Remember when you were young, and you emulated your sporting heroes in the streets or school playground?
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The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player: The Final of the US Open (opens the original)
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The US Open Final: Andy’s Final Set? Johnny the drone dodges Mrs Carter’s defences to deliver Evelyn’s secret messages, but Andy is suddenly plunged into the bowels of the hospice. Guided by SPOTY the cat, he discovers a tennis paradise where youth, glory and the US Open await. Is this another magnificent confabulation or has Grace, Cameron and Evelyn finally come to set him free?
The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player: The Semi Finals of the US Open (opens the original)
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The Semi Finals: The Drone Who Knew Too Much A chattering fleet of drones gathers beneath Mrs Carter’s command, unloading a decidedly suspicious cargo of betting slips, pills and needles. When ageing drone Johnny Lennon develops a fault, Mrs Carter orders him destroyed - but kindly mechanic Evelyn has other plans, secretly repairing him and concealing an urgent message for Andy inside his fuselage.
The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player: The Quarter Finals of the US Open (opens the original)
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The US Open Quarter Finals: Dates, Drones and Flushing Meadows Andy’s latest escape attempt ends with another injection - but not before he remembers the quarter finals of the US Open tournament which he believes he must defend at all costs at Flushing Meadows. As he slips unconscious, a drone scans his body, escapes into the corridor and becomes embroiled in an argument about whether it was born in a barn. The stakes were never higher...
The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player: sc. 10 (opens the original)
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Episode 10 — Andy Makes a Break for It After a spirited conversation with his tennis trophy about poor old Roger’s ruined career, Andy launches another escape attempt. He reaches the hospice gates, only to be intercepted by visiting tennis players Boris and Yvonne, just as Mrs Carter returns with medication on her mind...
The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player: sc. 9 (opens the original)
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Episode 9 — The Watcher in the Sky After being thrown out of the hospice, Cameron heads towards Liverpool Cricket Club, unaware that a drone is tracking his every move. But who is controlling it?
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