HeyJaredCintra Wilson Feels Your Pain
Cultural Pith, Terrible Secrets and Quality Rants. Two fresh original pieces and two obscure throwback articles a month, with audio performances and oil paintings for all.
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- 9
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- Sep 20, 2026
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- Jul 3, 2026
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I SAW GOD (opens the original)
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MY PEOPLE: My ingenious artist/designer friend Bradford Louryk just built me the world’s most beautiful Etsy shop. MUSEUM QUALITY GICLEE PRINTS OF MY PAINTINGS ARE NOW AVAILABLE in your choice of sizes, for a fraction of the original prices! Here’s the gallery. It’s Etsy.com/shop/CintraWilsonArt . I am calling this spectacle CINTRA WILSON: SEMIOTIC VANDAL. It’s fun to browse through even if you don’t want to buy anything. I wrote all kinds of killer descrip
Light a Cigar, Flex Your Muscles (opens the original)
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HEY YOU GUYS - SOME OF YOU, IT SEEMS, ARE UNAWARE THAT IF YOU PRESS THE ARROW ABOVE, YOU CAN HEAR THIS PIECE READ BY ME! HOSANNAH! Cintra Wilson Feels Your Pain is an entirely reader-supported labor of love, which means I am poor. Please consider becoming a paid subscriber.<div
NEW MEMOIR WORKSHOP! ONLY 2 SPACES LEFT! (opens the original)
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PUT A SILVER BULLET IN THAT ENERGY VAMPIRE (opens the original)
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Cintra Wilson Feels Your Pain is a vital part of Cintra Wilson’s erratic income. Please consider becoming a paid subscriber. Lately, it’s been occurring to me on a daily basis, in floo
COBRA BLANCA’S GUIDE TO URBAN INSURRECTION (opens the original)
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