HeyJaredChristine Broquet
The Blind Woodchuck is a cautionary tale about woodland animals who don’t always play by the rules, which is kind of all of us, amirite? She is an expert on eclipses and politics. Full disclosure: I am not a Republican. Or a woodchuck.
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A musty odor permeated the dirt of the burrow, as if someone had left a pile of wet towels on a muskrat in the toilet. The blind woodchuck was a tidy animal and hated the mildew smell that accumulated when it rained, but it was hard to keep everything fresh when water gushed down the walls and pooled on the floor. Her paws were always dirty now and she had to wash her feet before she went to bed at night.It had been a summer of record-breaking storms and heat, and although she hated the constant
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