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reviews, recs, and analysis on horror movies every wednesday. plus memes and art.
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Pregnancy Horror (opens the original)
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Note: Contains discussions on pregnancy, abortion, and disturbing fictional scenarios. Skip if that’s not your thing, but I would scroll down to the end. Like most American girls, I grew up terrified of being pregnant.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal
The Devoured (2026 Edition) - "What would be so bad about being with me?” (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="600" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p7Jb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fad1934b9-499a-4306-b5a0-330095ac801d_920x600.jpeg"
The Devoured - "Right now I am what America calls a Rock Superstar." (opens the original)
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Hello!!! Big things are happening over here….slowly! In my life, yes, and also I indulged in the Criterion annual sale in MARCH and just got my blu-rays NOW because I refused to spend $15 for separate shipping on the preorder of John Waters’ Desperate Living. Worth it. Also took me forever to read Misery because I lost my beautiful thrifted copy, but then it was returned to me! There is good in the world. Thanks for reading chocolate syrup! Subscribe for fr
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