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Welcome to "Chickens Are the New Kittens," the podcast where your favorite quirky girls dive into the sweet and salty chaos of everyday life. Join us as we explore everything from wellness and home hacks to our own personal stories.
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DNF, NSFW (opens the original)
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⚠️ BIG, GIANT, SERIOUSLY-WE-MEAN-IT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content, sexual discussions, adult themes, and a LOT of foul language. Headphones are strongly recommended unless you’re prepared to answer some uncomfortable follow-up questions from nearby children, coworkers, or your parents. Beth and Chelsey are talking about books. Again. This time, they’re confessing why certain books remain tragically unfinished, the tricks and tools they use to keep themselves reading, and whe
You Oughta Know (opens the original)
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We’re back! And it’s just as strange… Would you want to know every time someone lies to you, or would you rather everyone else know when you’re lying? Would you want the real reason someone ghosted you, or are some things better left buried in the litter box? This week, Beth and Chelsey put curiosity to the test with a series of “would you rather know” scenarios, and surprisingly, they agree on a lot. But when they don’t, the feathers start to fly. From harmless curiosity to truths you can never
Bless Your Heart (opens the original)
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Ever wondered if “Bless your heart” is actually a blessing? This week, Beth and Chelsey dive into the wonderfully petty world of backhanded compliments, passive-aggressive one-liners, and those sneaky phrases that sound polite but definitely aren’t. They debate which ones are harmless, which ones deserve the ax, and whether they’ve ever been guilty of using a few themselves… or might start now. Naturally, the conversation takes several unexpected detours, including body hair, intestinal worms, m
A Court Of Thorns and Buñuelos (opens the original)
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This week, Beth and Chelsey are diving into the best and worst books they’ve read lately, including the stories they couldn’t put down and the ones they wish they could unread, or finish reading. Along the way, they discuss the age-old debate, do audiobooks actually count as reading, and they’re not afraid to disagree. Between book talk, they keep Sookie happily supplied with treats while sampling an assortment of Mexican desserts from a neighborhood grocery store near their favorite taco spot.
May The IVF Odds Be Ever In Your Favor (opens the original)
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⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains in-depth discussions of infertility, IVF, miscarriage, pregnancy loss, grief, trauma, and the emotional impact of fertility treatments. These topics may be especially difficult for anyone who has experienced infertility, pregnancy loss, or PTSD related to those experiences. 🔞 Explicit Content Warning: This episode contains adult language and frank conversations about fertility, reproduction, and sperm. Listener discretion is advised. This episode is inte
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