HeyJaredChemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project.
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Waving a Healing Blonde Wand, Forming a Non-Biological Sis-in-Law Bond--How To Never Make Infections Worse, Be a Mom and Holey-Shoed Nurse, Charm not Coerce, and Rarely Curse (With Faux Sister Mandy) (opens the original)
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Greetings Podience, Faux Sis-in-Law Mandy and I discuss the trials, treasures and tribulations of life, how to be a healer, a mother and wife. Also, we scratch the surface on the mystery surrounding holes found in her shoes at the tops of the shoes, and as I once lived in the Lone Star State, my lack of HEB blues. -Your podcaster who can circumnavigate conversational disaster: Falsetto Prophet, and a very special session with the healer and the straight dealer: Mandy. P.S. (Procrastinated Statem
Hot Tar Slick Flick Pick: Life Sentence Fragment--Faux Innocent, Rita, Raquel Hide Idle Time Spent; Soapstone, Obtuse Tone, Caged Canaries Sing Alone (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994); (With Shawshank) (opens the original)
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Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Brother Shawshank and I discuss the intricacies that lie within and the redemptive revelations that come in crawling through foulness and being baptized in toxic water. Brooks was here and, if you are at peace with yourself, you have little to fear. The Shawshank Redemption is the greatest Stephen King adaptation that has ever been made, in film form. I think we will make our case for this assertion and we got busy podcasting instead of...dying. -Your worthwhile cin
Slick Sense of Deja Vu Flick Pick: Woken Minds Enslaved, Blind--No Spoon, An Icky, Pink Cocoon; from Smith's Reach, Finally Immune; Raging Against the Mainframe; (The Matrix 1999); (With Poetletariat) (opens the original)
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Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, THERE IS AN ANOMALY IN THE GREEN SHEENED CITY! When you open your blind eyes, what do you see? A leather clad savior both dark haired, blue-eyed, and moderately pretty? Did they swallow the pill to save just themselves, or the whole of the Aussie unnamed city? Today, the Poetletariat and I discuss and dissect the merits of this end of the millennium flick, where Keanu's hair is so fucking perfect he don't even need a product to bog it down in slick. -Your worthwhile
Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025) (opens the original)
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Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the one and only unfanged Vampiress and I discuss one of her wicked and wild favorite movies from the last handful of years. Make sure to order a side of garlicky Vampire killer wings, and avoid all of the dilapidated deep south churches and all pacts with demonic visitor type things. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Vampiress Maria! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.
Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah) (opens the original)
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Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Special agent Utah and I talk about a film that does contain moments of 100% per adrenaline, but also deepens a relationship between two men who are actually brothers, unlike Johnny Utah and Bodhi who are more like masculine lovers. Is it the acting, the powerful gravelly voice of Nick the fatherly prick, or is it Ms. Morrison who looks like she knows her way around a pogo stick that makes this a memorable ass slick flick pick? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto P
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