HeyJaredChasstoons
Political humor to soothe the cynical soul in the form of editorial cartoons and satirical rants and raves by yours truly.
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Ready For Some Football? (opens the original)
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Researching this cartoon, I was struck by two things. First, while staring at photos of Emmett Till to try to capture his likeness, I realized he was truly an extraordinarily beautiful child. What a cruel tragedy that our society chose to allow his murderers to go without ever having face justice for their crimes. Sadly, and this is the second thing, it appears that the same story might be repeating itself in the recent death of Nolan Wells and subsequent decision by the local DA not to pursue c
Fool and the Gang Rapists (opens the original)
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I hadn’t heard about the “Cornell Seven” until my wife flagged it for me. This story is about the seven frat bros who drugged a young woman with Fentanyl, took turns raping her, and then went on social media to open up participation in their crime to all. With regards to these “bros,” I sincerely hope that now that the New York State district attorney has finally decided to file criminal charges (after initially declining to do so) that they receive the maximum sentences. While in the state pen
Spilling the Tea (opens the original)
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File this under “You Cannot Make This Sh!t Up.” Today I learned that during a tea with Chinese President Xi Jing Ping, Dear Leader asked him if he were interested in buying some of ‘Merica’s munitions.(Cue Angry John McEnroe voice)YOU…CAN…NOT…BE…SERIOUS!!!It goes without saying that I don’t want the U.S. selling weapons to anybody, so I’m by no means not singling out China. Our overfed merchants of death have driven U.S. foreign policy for much too long by lying about their hellbent relentless p
Come on Bibi, Light My Fire (opens the original)
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I’m not sure if anyone heard or watched the Israeli Prime Minister’s “speech” at the United Nations General Assembly (UNGA). As usual, it was full of hyper-aggressive bellicosity and vitriol to compensate for his and his country’s horrific record of warmongering and genocide. Not surprisingly, it didn’t work too well, although I imagine his real audience was back in Israel. Nobody was going to call Benjamin Netanyahu a pushover by golly.I don’t know what was more pathetic - watching him perform
A Pachydermal Stampede to the Exits (opens the original)
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I know, I know. We’ve been here before. Rumors of the Pedophile Potentate’s imminent political demise are likely, again, exaggerated. No, I don’t know why this time feels different, except that I think it’s safe to say that Mr. Poopy-Pants has run out of house money to dig himself out of the hole he’s been digging the last 18 months through his gross incompetence and feral impulsiveness. He is already, for all intents and purposes, a lame demented Duckie. So, the only thing left for him to do no
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