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Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?
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I Doubt You're Listening (opens the original)
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In this episode, Amelia maybe can't see without her glasses. John recounts the time he had to call the fire department and they ended up being super hot - according to his wife. The pair discuss their love/hate relationship with clothes and why tan jeans are just a bad idea. John talks about the challenge he finds in uncomfortable situations and Amelia discusses the weird things she says to strangers. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song
Get in Loser, We're Talking Dead Celebrities (opens the original)
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In this episode, John and Amelia pay tribute to the celebrities who recently passed that hold very special places in their hearts. They dissect their feelings about facial hair...again. Amelia recently watched "Michael," the MJ biopic and she has thoughts. They talk Scooby Doo and they deep dive into Amelia's box of costumes - she was a theatre kid, she has costumes! Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Gar
The Episode of No Chill (opens the original)
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In this episode, John and Amelia have grievances. Did you know peacocks could fly? They didn't. John takes on an internet troll, Amelia contends with a child learning to walk, and they discuss whether or not they'd survive the Oregon Trail. Amelia talks a little about post-mortem photography and they discuss presidents who have been assassinated. Do you have a favorite film composer? John and Amelia have a couple. Why breweries are lost on them and they share their pot brownie origin stories. Fo
Hot Monsters at Costco (opens the original)
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In this episode, John and Amelia are talk about what's new for fall at Costco and why the monsters are so jacked! Did John's daughter overshare with neighbors at the swimming pool? Also, what is she getting away with just because she's a fire sign?? Then we get into why neither one of these chuckle-heads can take a compliment. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by A
Don't Read the Fine Print (opens the original)
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In this episode, Amelia talks about going to Bath & Body Works and John discusses the snack he's currently obsessed with and how much of it he's eaten. Are we secretly relieved when weekend plans get canceled? Are you a bagel or donut person? John has a very specific donut fantasy. Amelia wavers on champagne and they discuss whether they'll see The Odyssey or not. Follow us on social: Instagram , Facebook Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garret
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