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Foul on the Play: Trump Pays for Political Ad With Tax Dollars (opens the original)
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Like many of you, I like to spend a leisurely Sunday afternoon watching football. Carolina Panthers football, specifically. It’s a time to let go of whatever unfathomable bullshit Trump has spewed all week long. I treasure this routine. I look forward to it. It is, frankly, sacred.Celia Dishes is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<input class="email-in
There’s a Special Place in Hell … (opens the original)
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Nothing like being lectured about authenticity by someone with multiple aliases.I speak, of course, of James Donald Bowman, alias James David Hamel, alias James David Vance, alias J.D. Vance.He and Medicare/Medicaid Services chief, Dr. Oz, have announced they’re rootin’ out all the fraud in Obamacare and kicking folks off the rolls because of suspicious (but not necessarily illegal) behaviors.During a press conference, Oz, apparently unfamiliar with the concept of irony, pointed at a picture of
Trump’s Triumphal Arch is Gonna Be Sniperific! (opens the original)
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Many of us are having a hard time digesting Trump’s latest Nutterbutter-brained notion to transform his proposed “Triumphal Arch” in downtown Washington, D.C., into a sort of PODS unit for ammo and drones, patrolled by black-clad snipers.Explaining the rebranding of the Arch from its initial description as a commemoration of the nation’s 250th birthday to a Killing Machine Beside the Dippin’ Dots stand would’ve been a stretch for most people but not Donald Junatic Trump!<div class="preamble"
Chatty Store Clerks Don’t Care About Your Dumb Life (opens the original)
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Hi y’all! I’m on vacation this week, so you’re getting a post that has run in this space before to tide you over until my return to whatever fresh hell will no doubt pop up this week. As always, I’m deeply grateful to all of you for supporting Celia Dishes. Hope this gives you a chuckle.XOXO, C.Celia Dishes is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.<form class="sub
Trump Just Wants to be a Wedding Planner … So, Let Him (opens the original)
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Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s just go ahead and tough it out with J.D. (“Just a dick”) Vance for a couple of years and free Trump to become what he has always wanted to be: a wedding and events planner.Sure, it’s a little unusual for an 80-year-old to start a new career but it should be obvious by now to even the most dunderheaded MAGA disciple that Trump is only happy when planning splashy events and discussing venues. Can’t you picture him futzing with the florals and zhuzhing the place setting
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