HeyJaredceleste-land
utilitarian to the grave. personal stuff, EA, veganism, trans issues and the occasional technical post.
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You cannot run a marathon on chicken nuggets. (opens the original)
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You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other FrontsYour task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely.Oh my god, it’s happening. Never has there been stronger inertia towards slowing down. Anthropic and Open
Pivot to AI safety, I beg you (opens the original)
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Instructions for a good life (opens the original)
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Utilitarianism as a sleep score (opens the original)
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grandpa is dead (opens the original)
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[In celeste-land fashion, my eulogy grew out of this blogpost, and this blogpost grew out of my eulogy]<img alt="Geen beschrijving beschikbaar." class="sizing-normal" height="817" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!twyz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,f
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