HeyJaredCattitude
Nothing is random. Most people just don't see the pattern. Political analysis and cultural writing from a country the world keeps forgetting — until it can't.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 11
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- Sep 29, 2026
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- Aug 8, 2026
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"This couldn’t be me." (opens the original)
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"I didn't love anyone but her." (opens the original)
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Dear ,Your idea of love was shaped by men. Which is quite why you’ll never truly find your “soulmate.”It’s not that no one loves you. It’s that you interpret love in a totally different way than men do.A man will never sacrifice his career, his ambitions, his friends, his hobbies, or even his interests for a woman.Do we need to mention women?Yeah. Girls.We love sacrificing. The mama in you wants to cook for him, care for him, fix him. But you shouldn’t — and I’m about to tell you why.Just think
"You can't find them. But they will find "you." (opens the original)
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“Here comes the winner of the Journalist of the Year award— , ,”Everybody clap for them.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="920" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MDlO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_p
I’ve never been outside my country. (opens the original)
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"I have never talked to anyone as weird as you." (opens the original)
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“, I think you’re really interesting.”“You’re the girl from my dreams.”“I have never talked to anyone as weird as you.”While people get “you’re kinda cute” — these are the types of things I got from men my age.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DeR0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F318c9fc6-a0dc-4a5a-a239-8d9acfab6273_735x241.jpeg
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