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Jewish Barbie Did Not Learn the Lessons of Autistic Barbie (opens the original)
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In case you missed it, Mattel released the first Jewish Barbie. As you may remember if you subscribed to me a year ago, I had a prediction for what might happen in such a case, after witnessing the reaction to the first autistic Barbie, which, as a person of half Ashkenazi Jewish extraction, I’m allowed to make:How exactly would they denote “Jewish?” Would she come with bagels? Would she have a bigger than average nose? If she had a small Barbie nose, would that be “whitewashing
America Has a Pit Bull Problem (opens the original)
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50% of the proceeds of new annual subscriptions from this article (for the next 12 months) will be donated to Slow the Flow, a local charity in the Cleveland OH region that provides free sterilization for pit bulls. I would have chosen a more national charity, but the national charities that sterilize dogs (ASPCA) are also deeply invested in the “rehabilitation of the pit bull image” which contributes to dangerous and aggressive dogs being placed with families and youn
What Would Sex Be Like In A Matriarchy? (opens the original)
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Many Such Takes: KN95 Lesbian Bar, Poop Flinging Frat, Goth Girls and More (opens the original)
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Welcome to Many Such Takes, my twice-monthly roundup of Internet drama and discourse (mostly Twitter) and funny happenings online. If you enjoy a good guilty pleasure of unhinged discourse, this is for you. If it’s not your kind of thing, I implore you to check out my other recent articles, because while publishing 4-5 times a week, there’s always something for someone.This week I covered the “mystery” of men’s physical preferences, the importance of <a href="https://www.cartoonshateher.com/p/be
Behind Every Left-Lib Is a KN95 Lesbian Bar Experience (opens the original)
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