HeyJaredCaroline’s Current Hyper Fixations
Will this be chaotic? Yes. Will we discuss pop culture? Duh Will I find a way to bring up public transit? Always
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One Night Only (Caroline’s Version) (opens the original)
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Recently, one of the most joyfully dystopian films of our time was released, and no, I’m not referring to Spa Weekend. (A film that held 4 of our most delightful female actresses at gunpoint, reading a script of what men perceive as “interesting” female friendship dynamics, mixed with Isla Fisher simulating non-consensual sex with a goat, plus rampant use of bloated AI?)1 That’s right, I’ve brought you all here to discuss a film we should be discussing more as a culture:
On 20 Years of Real Housewives (opens the original)
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Close your legs to married men. How am I doing? NOT WELL, BITCH! That’s my OPINION! WHOOP IT UP! PROSTITUTION WHORE?! ENGAGED NINETEEN TIMES?! I’ve worked with the homeless, I’ve worked with the toothless. I invited her into my home, I gave her a beverage! WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER?! Signed, Marysol’s liver. RECEIPTS. PROOFS. SCREENSHOTS. TIMELINES. FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IXt-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:
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