HeyJaredCan't Roll Straight D&D
Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings! Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara.
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To Eat Ones Own Eggs ⎸ Cataclysm #31 (opens the original)
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Dream analysis - “Mumbo-jumbo, practiced by pseudo-shamans” Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
The Seer, The Gambler & The Acolyte ⎸ Cataclysm #30 (opens the original)
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Face up on the ceiling Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Richard The Wizard ⎸ Cataclysm #29 (opens the original)
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Have you read the art of spunking? Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Clown-land Jesus ⎸ Cataclysm #28 (opens the original)
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We’ve upgraded our recording setup… Woo! Apologies for the handful of mic etiquette issues during the ep the players are still getting used to the new microphones :) Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
Chewing on a clown for content ⎸ Cataclysm #27 (opens the original)
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Whatever man just roll the dice… Logo by @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune by @pipsmusics Art by Buffy Banach Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs. A Genre Pending Production
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