HeyJaredCan't Report That
Three friends, countless shifts, and a massive list of stories that never made the official log. Join us on Can’t Report That as we share our most "un-reportable" career highlights, host industry guests, and provide expert (and often exhausted) commentary on the wildest…
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Episode 17: Camping and Car Accidents (opens the original)
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Security stories? Not this time. In Episode 17 of Can't Report That, we take a break from the job and prove that we're just as dangerous when we're off the clock. We kick things off with the hilarious story of a camping trip that somehow went exactly as wrong as you'd expect, followed by a collection of our most memorable car accidents—from fender benders and boneheaded decisions to the kind of crashes that become family legends. If you've ever looked back at a terrible day and thought, "Okay...
Episode 16: Windows Are Hard / Bathroom Adventures (opens the original)
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Sometimes the most unforgettable calls aren't the dangerous ones—they're the ones that leave everyone trying not to lose it. In this episode of Can't Report That , we share a collection of stories involving people who had some... unexpected run-ins with their surroundings, along with a lineup of the wildest, weirdest, and most unbelievable bathroom incidents we've ever dealt with on the job. From moments that made us question reality to situations that had us fighting to keep a straight face, th
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