HeyJaredCampus Scout
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 4
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- Sep 30, 2026
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- Aug 31, 2026
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Campus Scout | Your 'business professor' is actually AI slop - The Daily Illini (opens the original)
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Zǎoshang hǎo, it’s your friendly Campus Scout here! Sorry about the Mandarin, folks. Scout’s artificial intelligence assistant, his new, improved and too-dangerous-to-be-publicly-released Brain-Blaster 2.0 must’ve had some Mandarin in its training data. Scout is not sure how it got there, but he knows Brain-Blaster 2.0 has super intelligence, so there must be a reason it is speaking Mandarin. Anyway, Scout has been feeding all his homework assignments to Brain-Blaster 2.0, and it has been workin
Campus Scout | Cashless cover is ridiculous - The Daily Illini (opens the original)
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Campus Scout is NOT HAPPY. Sorry for the aggressive introduction, folks, but Scout is really frustrated about this one. Scout was originally going to have a much milder introduction to this article, probably something like the following paragraph. “Hello, folks! Scout is here to say what’s been on everyone’s mind the past few weeks: The amount of unfinished University construction on this campus is ridiculous! Oh, and cashless cover is even more so.” But after this article was drafted, Scout tho
Satire | Changing the rules for $100M - The Daily Illini (opens the original)
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Campus Scout is ALIVE and WELL. You’ve gotta believe him, folks. While you were rotting on your mobile device this summer, Scout was rotting in a cryogenic chamber! Fortunately for him, he was recently freed from the apocalypse by his great and speedy friend, Red Grange. While frozen, Scout decided he wanted to do more writing about the University, specifically in a way that an administrator or two dozen may not be very ecstatic about. As such, Scout will remain anonymous until further notice. A
Satire | Scout survives nuclear apocalypse - The Daily Illini (opens the original)
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I don’t know if there’s anyone left to read this. My trusty narrator is nowhere to be found. Sometimes I think I hear his voice. … Perhaps it’s just echoes of what once was as I sit here in the steam tunnels, contemplating my future in this desolate world. It’s been 56 days since I woke up, as I’ve tracked the time with tally marks on my wall. I can remember how the heat consumed my body as the cryogenic freezing pod broke down, and how I slowly blinked my vision back. I saw a flashing red light
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