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Quick Sip 09: My Sporty Spice Era (opens the original)
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If you can’t tell, I grew up playing team sports. And lately, I don’t know if it’s the heat and humidity to blame, or the fact that I’ve spent the summer chasing a puppy around, but I can’t stop dressing like I have practice at 4pm and a work presentation at 5pm. Sport has an incredibly specific visual language: uniforms, stripes, technical fabrics, socks, caps, windbreakers, shorts, sneakers, nylon, collegiate typography. You name it. But I started asking myself what sport could look like if yo
The Cosmos Behind Miuccia Prada (opens the original)
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Fashion has always been secretively astrological. Designers use archetypes, mythology, the zodiac, tarot and all manner of celestial references. But the relationship is usually treated as inspiration rather than methodology. Spirituality and fashion are as intertwined as the stars and the moon. For decades, we’ve seen designs influenced by the twelve zo… Read more
Growing Into Your Taste (opens the original)
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Fuchsia has been taking over my thoughts as of late. I tend to see the world in patterns of color. It’s been a way to make sense of periods in my life retroactively. I even used to curate my IG stories based on color. I have a running list in my notes app of what color correlates with each season in my life. It’s nice to reference every once in a while … Read more
Recent Acquisitions (opens the original)
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I think you know by now that I sit with my morning caffeine and do my browsing at 7 a.m. every day. First, The RealReal’s new additions to my saved searches. Then Net-a-Porter and Mytheresa for new arrivals (on a side note: has anyone else’s NAP app not really been working lately?). I round out the scroll over on Substack to see what my colleagues are l… Read more
When Opposites Attract (opens the original)
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Before I knew what personal style meant, I knew I was drawn to contradiction.During my grunge-Tumblr era, I lived in floral maxi dresses with lace detailing, oversized leather jackets, and motorcycle boots. At the time, I didn’t have the language for it. I couldn’t necessarily articulate why those outfits felt so right- only that I loved the moment where softness met grit. It felt more like me than either aesthetic did on its own.Looking back, I realize this wasn’t about how I got dressed. It be
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