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The last thing I’ll write before I have my second baby in 17 months (opens the original)
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“We were all inside of a giant mother right then and we were waiting to be born. Just like tomorrow, at dawn, we will be held in the arms of the giant mother. We will find warmth and maybe even war there. I want us all to be ready.” — Scott McClanahan, CrapalachiaTable of Contents for a 1,700-Word Blog PostI. AHHHHHHH GET IT OFF ME!!!! ........................................II. No more tradwife YouTube before 9 AM .............................III.</stron
What it means to be an honest writer (opens the original)
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Spend a full day in my life (opens the original)
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Folding into the shape of sleep (opens the original)
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To be a woman with multi-level marketing face (opens the original)
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