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OC is a Debbie Downer (opens the original)
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It's episode 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 20 and we're going round in circles. Let's have a laugh about it anyway. Join your Bravo Brit as I discuss when it's appropriate to pop a boob out and how Heather has popped a bob out.
Jax drinks the Dumbwater (opens the original)
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It's part one of The Valley reunion! Let's all laugh at Jax's faux Smartwater ad, despair at the impasse between Jesse, Michelle and Lacey and wonder why Danny looks so small. Along the way your Bravo Brit ponders the credentials of a Narcissistic Abuse Coach and is still baffled about why, specifically, we all hate Janet. Is it just because she buys gifts and has to have the last word?
Giving it some welly (opens the original)
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Your Bravo Brit deep dives episode 3 of the Real Housewives of London! We discuss the delicate balance between honesty and rudeness when speaking your mind or 'just repeating something I've heard' as Panthea would say. Is it worth it to chase a cheese down a hill? And let's all enjoy the amazing juxtaposition of Nessie in her mansion playing piano while the women fight on a van in the background.
Valley finale, In the City is that itty? (opens the original)
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The Valley sucks! No wait, I'm not being negative, it's a Victorian vampire party! Danny causes a stink and Janet throws a drink. Plus your Bravo Brit discusses the Vicki snore status of The Real Housewives of Orange County, whether blowing a raspberry on someone's neck is cheating on In the City and how Amanda is a private person starring on international television programme The Real Housewives of London.
Zack's attack from the back (opens the original)
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Let's talk about nuance or the lack of it in the penultimate episode of the Valley. Both Zack and Danny are full of sh*t, but at least Zack releases his in a Chilli's bathroom. Your Bravo Brit also discusses the Real Housewives of London which starts off with a fight about... teeth? And In the City Amanda wants to be 'seen' as sad because, let's face it, she's not sad at all, except when she feels sorry for herself.
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