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Have you ever yearned for movie reviews of random but oddly specific films? Looking for someone to watch every installment of a direct-to-dvd franchise so you don't have to? Look no further, Chrissy & DB take you on a whimsical cinematic journey.
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Fifty Shades of Grey (opens the original)
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CHRISSY & DB ARE FIFTY SHADES OF FUCKED UP. That's right, we made it to the first installment of our most anticipated trilogy — Fifty Shades of Grey - starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan. Have a seat, kick your feet up, and make s'mores with us in our preshow, where we'll discuss the latest Disney drama everyone's talking about, and getting ratatouille'd while cucked. As always, stay until the end to hear about the good and beautiful things happening in our lives — and what's making us happ
Secretary (opens the original)
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CHRISSY & DB GET SPANKED! Welcome to our second series here on Boiled Milk, where we review kinky, freaky, and undeniably horny hits of this century. We're kicking off "Chrissy & DB Get Spanked" with a classic — 2002's indie hit — SECRETARY, starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader. This episode, we'll deep dive into the world of power dynamics, awkward but charming lovers, and the effectiveness of a laundromat date. Don't skip our special pre show where we discuss DB being Chrissy's surrogat
Hellraiser (2022) (opens the original)
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CHRISSY & DB INVESTIGATE WEIRDOS. Welcome to our FINAL installment of "Chrissy & DB Go To Hell," where we review Hellraiser (2022), the last film in our beloved franchise to date. This week, we'll deep dive into our first Disney film of the podcast, thirst over femme Pinhead, and say goodbye (for now!) to our freaky deaky first season of Boiled Milk Podcast. Don't skip our preshow, where we discuss Disney Adults, living at Disney World, and the clear psychiatric complexities that it likely entai
Hellraiser: Judgement (opens the original)
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CHRISSY AND DB ARE VOMITING NAKED! Grab your bush and get ready for a new episode of Boiled Milk, where we discuss foreplay, and the barely-a-movie tenth installment in the Hellraiser franchise. We watched Hellraiser: Judgement, so you don't have to. Hang with us for foreplay talk in our pre-show, and stick around to hear about pig troughs, vomiting, and all kinds of unsavory things left in the absence of Clive Barker. As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, wha
Hellraiser: Revelations (opens the original)
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CHRISSY AND DB GO ON A BENDER IN MEXICO It's been a hot minute, and we're back and better than ever to bring you Hellraiser: Revelations. Buckle up as we take a road trip to Mexico with two of the most forgettable leads in Hellraiser history to discover a new pinhead … who leaves something to be desired. Whether you're here to discuss our favorite subject: incest — or you're a die hard Hellraiser fan, we're so happy you're back in the studio with us as we break down the 9th installment in our "C
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