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A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 7 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion (opens the original)
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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 7 — Revelations Draco’s curiosity finally gets the better of him when he discovers the title of Hermione’s fiercely protected ancient grimoire: Revelations . Her furious response follows him from the Ministry to the windswept hills of Uffington, where a suspicious plant, an abandoned tracking ring, and an unfortunate misunderstanding with passing Muggles mak
A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 6 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion (opens the original)
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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 6 — Professor Takahashi A false alarm sends Draco racing to Hermione’s cottage before dawn, only to discover that the apparent crisis is something far less deadly—and considerably more embarrassing. Their increasingly easy correspondence soon leaves Draco confronting an even stranger problem: Hermione Granger has somehow become the standard against which eve
A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 5 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion (opens the original)
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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 5 — The Keepers of the Well Hermione’s Imbolc errand takes Draco from crowded Glastonbury gardens to a hidden magical spring beneath the earth, where ancient Keepers guard the Green Well and even he begins to question how far she is willing to go for her research. Between dubious chakra advice, an alarming descent into darkness, and a Sneakoscope with impecc
A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 4 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion (opens the original)
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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 4 — The Asterisk Holiday Draco’s curiosity about Hermione’s mysterious “asterisk holidays” finally gets the better of him when an Imbolc trip to Somerset reveals a pattern hidden in her schedule. What begins as a convenient excuse to escape his mother’s matchmaking tea soon becomes an unexpectedly entertaining day of rain, Muggle travel, woodland searching,
A Most Inconvenient Devotion - Chapter 3 | Fanfiction Adaptation + Discussion (opens the original)
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A Most Inconvenient Devotion: an original adaptation of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare — Chapter 3 — The Second Ring Draco’s campaign to improve Hermione’s security finally brings him to her Cambridgeshire cottage, where books, Muggle technology, a deeply judgmental half-Kneazle, and Hermione’s stubborn independence prove nearly as challenging as the warding itself. After hours of magical fortification and argumentative negotiation, the evening turns un
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