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Blairsi Writing Land.𖥔 ݁ ˖ featuring teasers for her upcoming choose-your-own-adventure novel, The Dream Elevator. There's also other musings and diaries archived here, all valued and sincere <3
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- Sep 25, 2026
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Table for Two at the Diner of Destiny (opens the original)
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The Dream Elevator doors open to big fluffy clouds in a rainbow of colors from the light reflecting off a glowing neon sign that reads, “The Diner of Destiny”. A young woman holding a bunch of menus, waves you over. You adjust your posture, pulling back your shoulders. “Welcome back to the Diner of Destiny! It’s okay if you don’t remember dining here before, in fact, it’s totally normal. The majority of the dreamers, even our most regulars, don’t remember… but every now and again, we get a lucid
The Heirs of the Wind; (opens the original)
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The Dream Elevator opens to wind whipping across your cheeks and up your nose so eagerly, like it’s got a mind of its own. Behind watery eyes squinting through it, you spot a Prayer Payphone, lighting up and playing some familiar ringtone. Walking over and answering it, you hear a funny moan, “Woooooooo! I’m the Winds of Change Changeling. How do you do?!” With the phone to your ear, you look over your shoulder a little spooked. “You don’t have to respond because I can translate even
The Wind Wholesalers (opens the original)
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The Wind Wholesalers is a massive hangar with giant sacks of wind hanging floor to ceiling by sailor’s knots in their ropes. The Cloud Clerk waves you over silently, with a lightning bolt flashing on her throat. She holds up a sign that reads, “Hi! I’m mute and can’t speak. My name is Frizz, and I can silently assist you today however you need! Read through this season’s Catalogue of Winds, please, then hold my hand when you’re ready to align to the sky using my static electricity.
Dream Elevator Maintenance Guy (opens the original)
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A man carrying a sky blue briefcase enters the Dream Elevator. He’s wearing a white tuxedo. Contrastingly, he nods at you casually. The Dream Elevator doors close behind him. He kneels down and opens up the briefcase. Inside there are a bunch of loose and folded up papers, tools, vials, and miscellaneous instruments that you don’t recognize. He looks over one of the papers, then proceeds to shuffle some things around in the briefcase, never making contact with your eyes. He pulls out a tool you
Passion Projector (opens the original)
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You’re the only one who can know the quality of your feelings that are true. It is on you that you do. The Passion Projector affixes onto your chest, and lifts your chin with its holographic face rest. It’s important you’re completely relaxed with your posture at your best. The literary device asks you sign your name here first with your non-dominant hand; x_____________________________________________________Then to use your other hand in front of your eyes, as though you know how to hypnotize,
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