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Bitches Love Sports provides uncensored, unfiltered commentary on our favorite teams, favorite athletes, and the sports world as a whole. Three roller derby athletes engage in conversations that range from game analysis to casual observations to blatant fangirling.
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Your Valuation Is Not Your Value: A Lesson From Brian Schottenheimer and NFL Roster Cuts (opens the original)
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Inspired by Brian Schottenheimer’s honest, human approach to Dallas Cowboys roster cuts, this episode of As It Is in Sports, So It Is in Life explores the difference between valuation and value.A job loss, breakup, rejection, roster cut, or unexpected transition can hurt without becoming a final verdict on who you are. Your fit can change. Your circumstances can change. Your value does not. Watch on YouTube Buy Me a Coffee New Merch Available
Joe Milton Waived: The Dallas Cowboys’ Fit Over Flash Era Is Here + Can the Dallas Wings Keep Their Playoff Momentum? (opens the original)
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The Dallas Cowboys made surprising roster decisions, and Brian Schottenheimer’s press conference offered a clear window into the standard behind them: competition, role clarity, culture, and fit over flash. I break down why Malik Davis survived a crowded RB room, what Jaydon Blue and Sam Williams’ departures say about the Cowboys’ 2026 roster build, the Joe Milton/Sam Howell QB picture, and why the Broderick Jones–Terence Steele right-tackle competition matters heading into Week 1. Then, we clos
Jaishawn Barham's "I Don't Like Any Team We Play": The Life Lesson Behind the Quote | As It Is in Sports, So It Is in Life (opens the original)
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Cowboys rookie Jaishawn Barham said, "I don't like any team we play." In this "As It Is in Sports, So It Is in Life" segment, we turn that quote into a mindset for your own goals - how to develop a real aversion to procrastination, comfort, and fear, with a little help from Coach Yoast in Remember the Titans: Don't let them gain another yard. Buy Me a Coffee New Merch Available Read on Substack Watch on YouTube 00:00 - "I Don't Like Any Team We Play" 01:41 - Develop a Real Aversion to What
Who Cussed Out Awak Kuier? 😂Awak Kuier's Block Party, Paige Bueckers' Leadership, Jose Fernandez Gets Real + Cowboys' Jaishawn Barham Turning Heads (opens the original)
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The Dallas Wings are playoff-bound after a dominant 96-78 win over the Portland Fire. We break down Awak Kuier's breakout (12 points, 12 rebounds, 5 blocks), Paige Bueckers' 22-point, 11-assist night, and the running mystery of who "cussed out" Awak during the game. We also discuss Coach Jose Fernandez's "we did it on our own terms" press conference, his honesty about being an "asshole," and why Cowboys fans are buzzing about rookie linebacker Jaishawn Barham. #DallasCowboys #JaishawnBarham #Dal
Von Miller to the Cowboys: Why Christian Parker’s multiple defense could maximize the veteran pass rusher (opens the original)
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Von Miller is headed home to the Dallas Cowboys, and this is about much more than adding a recognizable name to the pass-rush rotation. Last night, I broke down why Von Miller fits Christian Parker’s vision for a multiple Cowboys defense, how Dallas could use his speed and versatility, and why opposing offenses may have a tougher time identifying pressure before the snap. Can Von Miller still be a difference-maker at 37? His role may be situational, but that does not make the signing insignifica
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