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146: The Two Murders of The Black Duke of Florence: Money, Mayhem, Medici (Pt. 2) (opens the original)
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On today’s show we will explain how the medici reclaimed their glory, and how the installation of the first and only black duke of Florence incited a violent crime that shook the Medici dynasty, and fueled centuries of revised history and racist rhetoric.
145. Money, Mayhem, Medici: The Rise & Fall (Pt.1) (opens the original)
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On today’s show we become acquainted with the iconic Medici family and learn how they went from being regular-degular commoners to the most powerful families of the 15th century. We will run through their rise and fall and set the stage for a new generation of icons to take center stage.
144. Mary Queen Of Scots: Proud Mary (Pt. 2) (opens the original)
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On today’s episode we finish telling Mary Queen of Scots’ absolutely outrageous life story.
143. Mary Queen Of Scots: Something About Mary (Pt.1) (opens the original)
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In today’s episode we’re formally introduced to Mary Queen Of Scots as we walk through her turbulent origin story. In this two part episode we discuss Mary’s highs, lows, and the murder, sex, and conspiracies in between.
142. Surviving The Tudors: Love is Loyalty (Pt. 6) (opens the original)
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*AUDIO GLITCH*: Please disregard the brief silence that occurs for a few seconds at around 25 minutes in.——Today’s episode is somewhat of a prequel; we're throwing it all the way back to meet King Henry VIII's older sister, an ambitious baddie named Margaret Tudor. Why you might ask? Well, because her absolutely wild life story sets the stage for our next main character: her granddaughter, Mary, Queen of Scots.
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