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Newsletter · By Jon Klaverkamp · English · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
10
Latest publication
Sep 30, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 30, 2026

    God Acknowledges Moving JD Vance’s Prayers to Spam Folder (opens the original)

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  2. Issue · Sep 24, 2026

    Harley-Davidson Renamed ‘Dolly-Davidson’ in Honor of Dolly Parton, Freeing Male Bikers to Express Feminine Side (opens the original)

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  3. Issue · Sep 18, 2026

    AI ‘Pinky Swears’ It Won’t Wipe Out Humanity (opens the original)

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  4. Issue · Sep 10, 2026

    America Given Six Months to Live after Surgery Fails to Remove Orange Lump from Nation’s Brain (opens the original)

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  5. Issue · Sep 2, 2026

    Cheese Powder Used in Doritos Linked to Failed Marriages (opens the original)

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