HeyJaredBewildering Offspring
Essays, poems and other loose collections of words aiming to smooth out my own rugged investigations into the realities and virtualities of person-hood. Because life is bewildering.
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Déformation professionnelle : typist (opens the original)
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people are the punctuation to the prose of our lives,the semi-colons that release you into the next parts of yourself;the ellipses that leave you wondering…(the parentheses you don’t see coming)all the question marks?if a lover is an exclamation point, a husband is a full stop.you try to write your own story(read: choice; empowerment; self-actualization)but it makes no sense without punctuation.your self-actualized life—interrupted by an untimely em dash that takes you to the next pageor sends y
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