HeyJaredBetter Than Super Mario Bros.
Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds
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Joyful Noise (opens the original)
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In this episode, we pay tribute to the legendary Dolly Parton with a look back at this less-than-legendary film - a rehashing of Sister Act 2 - featuring awful dubbing and the nebbish sidekick from Supergirl - that's set us all on course for a seat in Hell.
Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (opens the original)
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In this episode, Chris and Helen re-enter the Poohniverseand encounter narrative dissonance, questionable wigs, and the old ultra-violence.
Iron Lung (opens the original)
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In this episode, our intrepid heroes talk fidelity in multimedia adaptations, nonsensical plot devices, and the sometimes danger of expectations as they embark on an S Club-esque Greatest Hits tour, ending in an ocean of blood.
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