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A Daily Writing Schedule Inspired By Famous Quotes About Writing (opens the original)
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Post-Parton Anxiety (opens the original)
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Have a Good (Guilt) Trip! (opens the original)
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Neil the Seal Is The Antihero We Deserved, Jimothy Is The Hero We Needed (opens the original)
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#TeamJimothyMove over, song of the summer: these days, every summer needs an animal celebrity to bring us together and see us through. Earlier this month I was convinced that Neil the Seal was the viral animal sensation who really spoke to the moment. The “ungovernable” two-thousand-pound southern elephant seal became famous for causing traffic jams and crushing bright orange traffic cones in Tasmania. This Tasmanian-Devil-Seal lounged wherever he pleased, alternating his time between wreaking h
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