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Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run…
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FEATURE #50 | POWDER JONES — PART 2: BRING IT HOME (opens the original)
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Eight minutes remain. Powder Jones has survived an avalanche. His skis are gone. His cassette is destroyed. He's standing on the roof of Pike Lodge holding two cafeteria trays while an entire corporate security force waits below. And somehow… this is where things get weird. Welcome back to POWDER JONES — PART 2, the conclusion of our 50th feature film and the final episode of Beer Me That Movie. If you haven't listened to Part 1 yet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Go back. We'll wait. Actually, we won
FEATURE #50 | POWDER JONES — PART 1: NO EASY WAY DOWN (opens the original)
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Everybody wants the drugs. Nobody can catch the dealer. After 100 episodes, 50 feature films, countless beers, several demons, suspicious amounts of gabagool, at least one Banana Whale, and absolutely zero lessons learned, Beer Me That Movie is heading down the mountain one last time. Mercy Peak, Colorado. 1991. Preston “Powder” Jones was once one of the fastest skiers in Colorado. Now he spends his nights illegally moving affordable medicine down Mercy Peak for the people who can no longer affo
Feature #49 | Frequent Flyer: The Giant Mosquito Medical Creature Feature (opens the original)
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The ER has seen frequent flyers before. It has never seen one give birth to a six-foot mosquito. When 83-year-old retired exterminator Anthony arrives at the emergency room with a rapidly growing mosquito bite, the staff assumes it’s just another one of his suspiciously frequent medical emergencies. Then the bite gains eleven pounds, develops its own heartbeat, and asks for a turkey sandwich. Meet Skeeter: a towering mosquito-human hybrid with Anthony’s eyes, memories, bad knees, and absolutely
The Final Fast Five: Thanks for all the votes! (opens the original)
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This is the last Fast Five ever... but Beer Me That Movie isn’t over. After 48 Fast Fives, hundreds of beers, and thousands of votes, Jon and Harrison are turning five real craft-beer names into ridiculous movie pitches one final time. They’re drinking Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA, revisiting The Mystery, and giving you one last chance to choose the next feature film. This Week’s Final Fast Five Movie Pitches: Beer #1: Juice Box — A boxer is accused of killing his opponent with performance-en
Feature #48 | The Mystery: The Cornfield Conspiracy (opens the original)
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"If the USDA arrives before you call them—hide the fish-man."What happens when a failed salesman named Mike H accidentally cracks open a pre-Egyptian alien vault beneath rural Iowa? He discovers the Anunnaki’s discarded rough drafts of humanity: fish-men, dog-headed weirdos, alligator-jawed bruisers—and one enormous opportunity.Inspired by Mike H’s check-in of Tree House Brewing’s “The Mystery,” we’re building a cosmic-conspiracy comedy packed with roadside attractions, crop circles, government
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