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Pat McGrath Labs Mothership VIII: Divine Rose II Palette (opens the original)
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Hey baddies! We’re back with another palette inspiration post. For a full range of looks you can accomplish with this palette, check out my TikTok!Let’s get into my thoughts on this palette…. If you need to add some glimmer and depth to your makeup palette collection, the Pat McGrath Labs Mothership VIII: Divine Rose II palette is high on the list. Yes, she’s an investment, but the Pat McGrath Labs palettes are luxe for a reason. The formulas are impeccable, the shimmers are creamy, blendable, a
9 Prestige Blonzers (opens the original)
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Blonzers, mediterranean flush, terracotta blushes. No matter what you call them, the sunkissed, multi-purpose blush-bronzer products have the beauty community in a chokehold this summer.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1080" src="https://substackcdn.com/ima
Bimbo Taoism (opens the original)
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Welcome back to the Bimbo Taoism series, where the intersections between a bimbo mindset and Taoism are broken down through the chapters of the Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff, and then demonstrated with a bimbo archetype.The essence of the principle of the Uncarved Block is that things in their original simplicity contain their own natural power, power that is easily spoiled and lost when that simplicity is changed.In Part 1, we talked about the <a href="https://beautybullsh1t.substack.com/publish
Beef Tallow Lip Gloss (opens the original)
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Eadem Lip Balm, you better look out because I hear there’s a new lip gloss formula in town and she tastes like Steak and Shake french french fries. Her name is beef tallow, baby!<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1080" src="https://substackcdn.com/image
Bimbo Taoism (opens the original)
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A close friend gifted me the Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff, and it was a transformative read. Upon finishing the book, I couldn’t help but think about how Taoism intersects with a bimbo mindset in many ways.To show this, I thought I’d start a lil series on the overlap between Taoism and Bimboism. <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6ExI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpu
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