HeyJaredBANTS! with Geoff and Justin
Geoff and Justin finally answer the question, “What if a gay guy and a straight guy hosted a podcast to navigate pop culture?” These masters of none have no shortage of opinions and wax poetic on all things happening in the zeitgeist!
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114: POV: It's 2016 (opens the original)
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Listeners dear, we are bereaved. Notable silverback gorilla and internet celebrity, Harambe, has passed. Meanwhile, our society has once again been united by pocket monster mania, and we’re about to Pokémon Go to the polls to elect our first woman President! What could go wrong?! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:05 Catch-Up 02:46 Intro to 2016 08:44 Green Room 21:12 La La Land 34:18 Lemonade 41:15 Skin 50:06 Westworld 01:01:05 The Crown 01:18:17 Justin’s What’s Good: Moonbound 01:30:29 Geoff’s What’s
113: The Song of the Summer Is Dorksided (opens the original)
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The air is getting cooler, the leaves are beginning to turn, and pumpkin spice has hit store shelves. This can mean only one thing—the annual Song of the Summer episode is nigh! This week, G+J debate which track takes the crown this year, including songs from Audrey Hobert, Zara Larsson, Noah Kahan, Ariana Grande, and more! Be sure to listen to our new single “End of September” on your streaming platform of choice! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Catch-Up 02:05 Tech Corner: iPhone Duo 14:42 Troye
112: The Emmys (God Bless Canada & Matthew Rhys) (opens the original)
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Sorry for the wait, listeners, but we are BACK with another season of our AWARDS competition! G+J chat about the Emmys’ biggest winners (Widow’s Bay, Sally Field, DTF St. Louis) and losers (Beef, nonwhite actors)! Before that, they break down the buzziest films from Venice and Telluride—including a new Elizabeth Holmes documentary from Nathan Fielder—and the beef between Macklemore and Ed Sheeran. Serve the punch now!! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:43 Catch-Up 06:59 Venice Standing O Rankings 16:17
111: The Finale of 'Silo' Saves a Mid Third Season (opens the original)
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This week, the boys are covering the show that answers the question “What if there was an entire show about the Hatch from ‘Lost’?” That show is ‘Silo’, and G+J have mixed feelings about season 3! Before they descend into the lower levels, they chat about the end of ‘Chicken Shop Date’, the 20th Anniversary Edition of ‘B’Day’, and a new album and single from newly mononymous Miley. Keep it good in supply, listeners dear! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:11 Catch-Up 15:09 ‘Chicken Shop Date’ Ending Aft
110: ‘Lost’, Season 1 or; All the Best Showrunners Have Daddy Issues (opens the original)
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Fair is fair, listeners dear, so Geoff has crash-landed on the Island and watched the first season of ‘Lost’ following Justin’s victory in their annual award show competition! Before opening the hatch, G+J discuss the PlayStation blackout, the trailer for Palme d’Or winner ‘Fjord’, a new single from ORod, and the loss of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. Come join us on this isle of mystery! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:17 Catch-Up 07:43 People Are Big Mad at PlayStation 11:06 Palme d’Or Winner ‘Fjord’
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