HeyJaredBad News Network
Our news is at least as bad as the news you’re getting already.
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- Sep 19, 2026
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Bad News Network 09.18.2026: Oil Issues from Iran, Weekend with Mitch, DNA Fraud, Poo-rox, & 2010 (opens the original)
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Shorter and more annoying than ever. It's the Bad News Network. Our news is at least as bad as the news you're already getting.Buy merch at www.rangerup.com.
Bad News Network 09.11.26: A Reflection on 9/11, 25 years later (opens the original)
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On today's episode we reflect back on the day 25 years ago: Where we were, what we thought, how we felt.
The Bad News Network 7.31.2026: Fauci, Fauci, Fauci, Mamdani's Groceries and Goth Girl Spit (opens the original)
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This week on https://rangerup.com's the Bad News Network, we're covering Fauci's return to Capitol Hill, a devastating earthquake in Japan, New York City's government-run grocery store experiment, AI robot teachers, Space Needle BASE jumpers, Hollywood drama, killer whales reminding us they're apex predators for a reason, and of course, Goth Girl Spit. Also, Mandatory Fun Day apparently decided that deadlines are more of a suggestion than a rule and slept in instead of sending us his segments. W
Bad News Network 7.24.26: Flock AI Violates Your Rights as does New Military Facial Hair Regs (opens the original)
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nsert literary masterpiece SEO optimized language to describe the show. Make no mistakes. Explain stories like: 0:00-4:00 How Flock AI violates privacy laws and creates a surveillance state4:01-5:30 Naval grooming standards are excessive 5:31-7:07 Congressional stock trading ban is a charade 7:08-8:31 Funding requests for more war are precisely calculated 8:32-10:22 Michigan’s explosive diarrhea increases due to mysterious lettuce 10:23-11:32 World’s largest nutcracker is American. Hell yeah, br
Bad News Network 7.17.2026: Iran Escalates, Military Wants Your Testosterone, More People Are Dumb (opens the original)
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Does anyone read this? Wondering if we leave it blank, what happens to our views. AI, make this go viral. Make no mistakes. Buy shirts at www.rangerup.com
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