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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew…
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Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!) (opens the original)
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It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread. 🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸 🎟️ OCTOBER SHOW TIX: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Together, we explore tarot
Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS) (opens the original)
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Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer toward its dramatic conclusion, AND forms a chaotic T-square with Uranus (the planet of shock and disruption). So what happens when an unpredictable planet crashes directly into an unpredictable eclipse? Please fasten your seatbelt; we anticipate tremendous amounts of turbulence. 🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸
CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey) (opens the original)
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You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Aliza and Cogey explore psychic s
Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!) (opens the original)
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Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond
DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!) (opens the original)
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It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw? 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Wh
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