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Cosmic Chapter No. 8: Annual Profections aka The House That Rules Your Year ⏳ (opens the original)
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Welcome back to Cosmic Chapters, a weekly series where we’ll build astrology from the ground up. Each week we’ll take one piece of astrology at a time and break it down into a way that’s approachable, practical and (hopefully) a lot less intimidating than trying to memorize hundreds of keywords from a textbook.Every Cosmic Chapter begins with a free overview available to everyone. Beneath the paywall we’ll dive much deeper with course-style lessons, examples, diagrams, and practical frameworks t
“I Don't Even Know All My Tricks Yet” (opens the original)
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The other day somewhere between getting absurdly stoned, ordering an irresponsible amount of food on UberEats and my husband briefly launching a search and rescue operation for two missing Five Guys milkshakes, my husband accidentally said one of the most romantic things I’ve heard about long term sex.Which was frankly rude because I was way too fucking high to be prepared for philosophy, but I digress. I don’t even remember exactly how we got onto the subject, and this is the problem with conve
✨ Astrology Readings by Cosmic Devotion 🩵 (opens the original)
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Your birth chart is so much more than your Sun sign and astrology should never reduce your entire existence to a handful of zodiac stereotypes. So whether you’re exploring your natal chart for the first time, navigating a major life transition, curious about your love life or ready to go balls deep into synastry, I offer personalized readings designed to explore the nuances of your unique astrological cosmic map.Below you’ll find my available readings organized by price so you can choose what sp
I Have an Identity Outside Motherhood. Jail For Me. (opens the original)
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I have an identity outside motherhood. I know I know, how horrible of me. My poor daughters. Never in my wildest dreams would I had thought that one would be one of the most controversial mom takes on the internet. When I think “controversial parenting takes” I think things like anti vax debates, not letting your son play with pink toys/dolls because it’s “for girls” or some other wildly polarizing take. But nope. There is an unspoken deeply parasitic expectation in our culture that the moment a
The "Wrong" Kind of Bisexual Woman (opens the original)
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Happy Bi Visibility Day 💗💜💙I guess you could say this is the slightly more serious follow up to last week’s more feral ass filth 😂Whether you’re bisexual or not there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard the stereotype that bisexual women automatically want threesomes.So let me say right upfront with no ambiguity that bisexuality is not synonymous with wanting a threesome. If your wife or girlfriend comes out to you as bisexual, your first instinct should NOT be to imme
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